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Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! !

 
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Hans-Marc Olsen
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:40 am    Post subject: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
Porsches are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Porsches, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop driving them now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Porsches are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Porsches.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Porsches were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !

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Mike
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:47 am    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
Must have had a cam belt failure or replaced a clutch.
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Paul Spencer
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 1:06 pm    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
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So stop driving them now to save your soul.

Either that or stop reading usenet. Save that until you get home.

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Vern
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 4:42 pm    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
Now we all know why they "Go like hell!"

Thanks so much for the insight!

I am just surprised you didn't mention anything about the attraction they
bring to the fairer sex?
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RKMcF
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2004 5:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
Must have lifted in a high speed corner.
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Vema
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Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 5:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
scared the hell out of me don't what this guys going on about


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> Must have lifted in a high speed corner.
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Holden McThynge
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 2:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
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Porsches were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !

actually, only if the climate in Hell's Kitchen tends to be on the soggy
side as it does in Baden-Württemberg .
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The Dead Senator
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:40 am    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
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actually, only if the climate in Hell's Kitchen tends to be on the soggy
side as it does in Baden-Württemberg .

Well, Hell's Kitchen is in NYC, so it's not as wet.

http://www.midtownmedia.com/chronicle/HKhistory.htm
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Holden McThynge
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:32 pm    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
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Well, Hell's Kitchen is in NYC, so it's not as wet.

http://www.midtownmedia.com/chronicle/HKhistory.htm

I've long been of the opinion that it is quite possible that a Porsche could
be made to disappear in lower Manhattan, however, the creation of a Porsche
requires the participation of Hans, Günter, and Karl...
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E Brown
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Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 2:37 am    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
On Sun, 21 Nov 2004 01:58:29 +1100, "Vema" <vema@tpg.com.au> wrote:

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scared the hell out of me don't what this guys going on about

Some sort of spam-bot - the same message appeared in lots of
newsgroups with the group topic substituted for Porsches. Been seeing
them for a while now.
Emanuel
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ethnopac
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
If that´s a promise, I´ll go and buy another one right away.

Hans-Marc Olsen schrieb:

Quote:
Porsches are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Porsches, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop driving them now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Porsches are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Porsches.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Porsches were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
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alt
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:08 pm    Post subject: Dippy news flood (was: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL crea Reply with quote
What's happening is that some dippy is flooding newsgroups with
garbage posts with their "followup-to" field set to
news.admin.net-abuse.email in an attempt to flood out
news.admin.net-abuse.email. NANAE itself recieves about 100 times
more garbage posts than the average ng does.

NANAE "members" (it is an informal group) are actively involved in
combatting spam using the following methods:

1. Some run public block lists which are used by mail server admins to
block spamming hosts.
2. By tracking down spamming hosts and encouraging the network admins
to unplug the server/client doing the spamming.
3. By tracking down spam support sites such as: websites hosting the
spammed material and DNS services used to resolv the names of these
domains as well as contacting the domain registrar to have the domain
suspended.
4. By keeping up to date with the latest anti-spam resources and
spamming organizations.

Of course, what we do is not viewed favourably by spammers so they do
what they can to shut us down. This includes flooding NANAE as well
as contacting our ISPs with false accusations in a rather lame
attempt to shut off our service.

Now you know what is going on.

ethnopac wrote:

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This message was not send by me but by some asshole using my name.

ethnopac schrieb:



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Myraide
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:41 am    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
give up my boxster to save my soul? hahaha! NO WAY! :) Myraide
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Jeremy Jezzer Clarkson
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:27 am    Post subject: Re: Porsches are EVIL, the DEVIL created them in HELL ! ! ! Reply with quote
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Porsches are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Porsches, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop driving them now to save your soul.



Er.. yes... ok? Youre mad arn't you?
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