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Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:45 am Post subject:
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What Your Car Says About You
Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX I am impotent.
Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Blazer I like to play in the dirt, but I don't want to get
dirty.
Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I
have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government.
Chevrolet Monte Carlo I have no front teeth.
Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for
Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart.)
Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than no
convertible at all
Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad's money.
Jeep Grand Cherokee I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money.
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis (See above.)
Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Mirage I wish I had an Escort.
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too
liberal.
Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic.)
Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
Toyota Camry I am still in the closet.
Toyota Pickup I can't decide between a car and a truck.
Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.
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Charles Fregeau
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Fri Nov 26, 2004 5:45 am Post subject:
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"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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| Quote: | What Your Car Says About You
Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX I am impotent.
Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Blazer I like to play in the dirt, but I don't want to get
dirty.
Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them
I have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government.
Chevrolet Monte Carlo I have no front teeth.
Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for
Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart.)
Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than
no convertible at all
Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad's money.
Jeep Grand Cherokee I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money.
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis (See above.)
Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Mirage I wish I had an Escort.
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too
liberal.
Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic.)
Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
Toyota Camry I am still in the closet.
Toyota Pickup I can't decide between a car and a truck.
Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.
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Well, I own both a '93 Corolla and a '95 Previa, neither are on the list. I
would like to own a Beetle someday, but I like a lot of old cars, and would
like to have such varied things as a Model A, a 55 Cheverolet, a 63 Nova
convertible, even maybe a Thing or a Kubelwagen or a CJ-2 Jeep.
PS. What's the age of the average Buick driver? Dead.
Charles of Kankakee |
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TeGGer®
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Fri Nov 26, 2004 2:03 pm Post subject:
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"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> sprach im
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| Quote: | What Your Car Says About You
Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports
cars.
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Heyyyyy!
--
TeGGeR®
The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ
www.tegger.com/hondafaq/
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SAMMMMM
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Sat Nov 27, 2004 12:34 am Post subject:
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what?? no toyota ECHO???
cheaper than kleenex, you can afford to beat the hell out of it. (mine)
<G>
sammmmm
"Philip" <1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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| Quote: | What Your Car Says About You
Acura Integra I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars.
Acura Legend I'm too bland for German cars.
Acura NSX I am impotent.
Audi 90 I enjoy putting out engine fires.
Buick Park Avenue I am older than 34 of the 50 states.
Cadillac Eldorado I am a very good Mary Kay salesman.
Cadillac Seville I am a pimp.
Chevrolet Blazer I like to play in the dirt, but I don't want to get
dirty.
Chevrolet Camaro I enjoy beating up people.
Chevrolet Chevette I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them
I
have a 'Vette.
Chevrolet Corvette I'm in a mid-life crisis.
Chevrolet El Camino I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government.
Chevrolet Monte Carlo I have no front teeth.
Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather.
Datsun 280Z I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.
Dodge Dart I teach third grade special education and I voted for
Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Ford Fairmont (See Dodge Dart.)
Ford Mustang I slow down to 85 in school zones.
Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change
lanes when I pull up behind them.
Geo Storm I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol I have always said, half a convertible is better than
no
convertible at all
Honda Civic I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45 I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop
280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler I am a frat boy, and I am living off dad's money.
Jeep Grand Cherokee I was a frat boy, and now I make too much money.
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
Mercury Grand Marquis (See above.)
Mercedes 500SL I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.
Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole.
Mazda Miata I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB I am dating a mechanic.
Mitsubishi Diamante I don't know what it means either.
Mitsubishi Mirage I wish I had an Escort.
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Peugeot 505 Diesel I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List.
Plymouth Neon I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena.
Pontiac Trans AM I have a switchblade in my sock.
Porsche 944 I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be
inaccessible to me.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow I think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too
liberal.
Saturn SC2 (See Honda Civic.)
Subaru Legacy I have always wanted a Japanese car even more.
Toyota Camry I am still in the closet.
Toyota Pickup I can't decide between a car and a truck.
Volkswagon Beetle I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
Volkswagon Cabriolet I am out of the closet.
Volkswagon Microbus I am tripping right now.
Volvo 740 Wagon I am frightened of my wife.
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