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Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:12 am Post subject:
IMPORTANT WARNING for FALL |
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It's that time of year. Time to get out the chainsaw and cut up a few
forests for the ol' wood burner. But we all know from cutting logs
that the leaves are falling, and this is what brings us to this
IMPORTANT TOPIC.
This is a warning I want to pass along. With people raking all their
leaves out onto the streets for the sweepers to collect, it should be
known that drivers should NEVER drive over these leaf piles. While
those piles appear to be nothing but innocent piles of leaves, there
are children playing under those piles. Every year hundreds of
thousands of children are killed while playing in piles of leaves out
in the streets of America. Children whose parents are passed out in
their homes from excessive alcohol consumption and or drug abuse. It
is estimated that in the ghettos of most large American cities, one
out every 10 piles of leaves contain at least one child. Most of
these children are alive (until you drive over them), but a few are
already dead when you approach. The solution is to avoid driving over
piles of leaves in the street. If you are infatuated with driving
over leaf piles, it is not that difficult to create a leaf pile in
your yard. When completed, simply lock your brat kid in their
bedroom, chain him or her to their beds to prevent window escapes,
slug down a couple 12 packs of Bud, and have a demolition derby in
your front yard with the leaves being your target. It's never been
this much fun, and remember, if the pile of leaves wins, it's time for
you to leaf your car and go have anudder case o beer. Be sure to let
da kid out of da bedroom someday when yun gits sobeur.
Enjoy !!!
*** Always Drive Savagely ***
*** Be Curtsyous to your Fellow Readneck Driver an Never Display Your
Rifle on Public Highways, Unless Someone Gives You Da Bird or a Turkey
Call ***
It's Official Ammunition Stocking time......
Happy Pre-Thanksgivin'
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Rich
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:58 pm Post subject:
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Well that will teach those little ankle biters to stay the hell out of my
leaves.
<readneck@DuctTapeAlley.com> wrote in message
news:ajj0n1dduma5tmc3dke0brb3gq3p1t93ed@4ax.com...
| Quote: | It's that time of year. Time to get out the chainsaw and cut up a few
forests for the ol' wood burner. But we all know from cutting logs
that the leaves are falling, and this is what brings us to this
IMPORTANT TOPIC.
This is a warning I want to pass along. With people raking all their
leaves out onto the streets for the sweepers to collect, it should be
known that drivers should NEVER drive over these leaf piles. While
those piles appear to be nothing but innocent piles of leaves, there
are children playing under those piles. Every year hundreds of
thousands of children are killed while playing in piles of leaves out
in the streets of America. Children whose parents are passed out in
their homes from excessive alcohol consumption and or drug abuse. It
is estimated that in the ghettos of most large American cities, one
out every 10 piles of leaves contain at least one child. Most of
these children are alive (until you drive over them), but a few are
already dead when you approach. The solution is to avoid driving over
piles of leaves in the street. If you are infatuated with driving
over leaf piles, it is not that difficult to create a leaf pile in
your yard. When completed, simply lock your brat kid in their
bedroom, chain him or her to their beds to prevent window escapes,
slug down a couple 12 packs of Bud, and have a demolition derby in
your front yard with the leaves being your target. It's never been
this much fun, and remember, if the pile of leaves wins, it's time for
you to leaf your car and go have anudder case o beer. Be sure to let
da kid out of da bedroom someday when yun gits sobeur.
Enjoy !!!
*** Always Drive Savagely ***
*** Be Curtsyous to your Fellow Readneck Driver an Never Display Your
Rifle on Public Highways, Unless Someone Gives You Da Bird or a Turkey
Call ***
It's Official Ammunition Stocking time......
Happy Pre-Thanksgivin'
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If it's broke, duct tape it. If it aint broke yet, duct tape it anyhow |
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JohnH
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:47 pm Post subject:
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| Quote: | This is a warning I want to pass along. With people raking all their
leaves out onto the streets for the sweepers to collect, it should be
known that drivers should NEVER drive over these leaf piles.
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Joking aside, it can be quite dangerous to park over leaves in modern cars
as the catalytic converter is usually hot enought to start a fire.
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Ted 'defend me and be a c
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:52 am Post subject:
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On Tue, 8 Nov 2005 12:47:41 -0500, "JohnH" <johnharlow@gmail.com> was
understood to have stated the following:
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Joking aside, it can be quite dangerous to park over leaves in modern cars
as the catalytic converter is usually hot enought to start a fire.
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That's why I don't bother to rake, and let the leaves blow into the
neighbor's yard.
--
"Laura Bush Murdered Her Boyfriend" brags of it's homosexuallity:
the guys at the bath-house stopped laughing at my 3 inch weenie.
: http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.autos.driving/msg/168e8e621dd649fb?hl=en |
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DTJ
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:33 am Post subject:
Re: IMPORTANT WARNING for FALL |
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:06:22 -0600, readneck@DuctTapeAlley.com wrote:
| Quote: | Every year hundreds of
thousands of children are killed
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Hey fucktard, there aren't that many kids killed from all things every
year. I doubt any except for your own kid have ever been killed this
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HeyBub
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:47 am Post subject:
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Ted 'defend me and be a criminal coddler' Kennedy wrote:
| Quote: | On Tue, 8 Nov 2005 12:47:41 -0500, "JohnH" <johnharlow@gmail.com> was
understood to have stated the following:
Joking aside, it can be quite dangerous to park over leaves in
modern cars
as the catalytic converter is usually hot enought to start a fire.
That's why I don't bother to rake, and let the leaves blow into the
neighbor's yard.
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I put 'em down the storm drain.
Any sewage system needs roughage.
If there's a blockage, use mineral oil. If you don't have mineral oil, use
motor oil. |
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Paul.
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Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:38 am Post subject:
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 01:06:22 -0600, <readneck@DuctTapeAlley.com> said
the following in rec.autos.driving...
| Quote: | This is a warning I want to pass along. With people raking all their
leaves out onto the streets for the sweepers to collect, it should be
known that drivers should NEVER drive over these leaf piles.
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I take it that this is a common occurance where you are?
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"Damn *Trench Coat Mafia!* What the fuck was on they minds?
The *Trench Coat Mafia!* They upset because people picked on
them! They didn't have any friends! *Sniff* We was an outcast!
**IT WAS **6** OF THE MOTHERFUCKAS!**"
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