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Wickeddoll®
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:41 am Post subject:
Acronyms for all cars... |
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the ones for Toyota are *weak*, but they couldn't let our cars slide on this
one:
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
MG:
Money Guzzler
MGB:
Might Go Backwards
MGF:
Might Go Forward
MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH:
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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Buck Frobisher
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:41 am Post subject:
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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:31a26mF352bqoU1@individual.net...
| Quote: | the ones for Toyota are *weak*, but they couldn't let our cars slide on
this
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That's a keeper! Thanks, WD.
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"Geek and you shall find..."
regards,
Frank Johansen
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Wickeddoll®
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:41 am Post subject:
Re: Acronyms for all cars... |
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"Buck Frobisher" <farside114@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:V0Rrd.24053$Ad3.1787866@news20.bellglobal.com...
| Quote: | "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:31a26mF352bqoU1@individual.net...
the ones for Toyota are *weak*, but they couldn't let our cars slide on
this
one:
big snip
That's a keeper! Thanks, WD.
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"Geek and you shall find..."
regards,
Frank Johansen
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You're welcome! Someone pointed out that Buick is missing. Oh well
:-)
Natalie
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Philip
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:41 am Post subject:
Re: Acronyms for all cars... |
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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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You're welcome! Someone pointed out that Buick is missing. Oh well
:-)
Natalie
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A few more contributions:
BUICK-
Built Under the Influence of Captain Kangaroo
Big Ugly Import Car Killer
CADILLAC-
Can't Always Drive In Lanes Like another Car
DeLorean-
Don't Ever Lend One Rich European Alot of Narcotics
PINTO-
Put In New Transmission Often
IROC:
Idiotic Retard Out Cruising
I'd Rather Own a Corvette
I Retain Outstanding Credit
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Mostly Off Bridges Into Lake Erie
FERRARI-
For Every Really Rich American Racing Idiot
HYUNDAI-
How Young Urban Nitwits Drive Automotive Imports
JAGUAR-
Join Any Gynecologist Understanding Anal Retention
KIA-
Korea's Inadequate Automobile
LEXUS-
Lousy Engine, Xplodes Under Stress
MERCEDES-
Men Expressing Real Cocky Egos Driving Expensive Sedans
MITSUBISHI-
Maybe I'll Trick Some Unsuspecting Babe Into Some Heavy Intercourse |
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Sean Elkins
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:58 pm Post subject:
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In article <XHSrd.1938$714.989@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>, "Philip"
<1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote:
| Quote: | "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:31a5n0F3788ruU1@individual.net...
You're welcome! Someone pointed out that Buick is missing. Oh well
:-)
Natalie
A few more contributions:
BUICK-
Built Under the Influence of Captain Kangaroo
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My favorite for Toyota:
Too Often Yankees Oveprice These Autos |
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Wickeddoll®
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:50 pm Post subject:
Re: Acronyms for all cars... |
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"Sean Elkins" <sean_elkins@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:sean_elkins-0312040958530001@lou-er-ts1-181.iglou.com...
| Quote: | In article <XHSrd.1938$714.989@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net>, "Philip"
1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote:
"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:31a5n0F3788ruU1@individual.net...
You're welcome! Someone pointed out that Buick is missing. Oh well
:-)
Natalie
A few more contributions:
BUICK-
Built Under the Influence of Captain Kangaroo
My favorite for Toyota:
Too Often Yankees Oveprice These Autos
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LOL I'll agree there, but they're worth it!
Natalie |
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TeGGer®
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Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:40 am Post subject:
Re: Acronyms for all cars... |
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"Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> floridly penned in
news:31a26mF352bqoU1@individual.net:
| Quote: | BMW
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: With a porcupine, the prick is on the OUTside.
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Wickeddoll®
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Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:42 am Post subject:
Re: Acronyms for all cars... |
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"HachiRoku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
news:S79sd.278$HR4.30@trndny03...
| Quote: | On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 21:43:34 -0500, Wickeddoll® wrote:
Missed a couple:
BMW
Big Mangled Wreck
Ford:
F#@king Over Rated Dud
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*snerk*
Natalie
| Quote: |
the ones for Toyota are *weak*, but they couldn't let our cars slide on
this
one:
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
MG:
Money Guzzler
MGB:
Might Go Backwards
MGF:
Might Go Forward
MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH:
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
http://www.dwarfstar.net
The best gamer and chat network in the IRC universe!
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"Wicked little doll, you have no soul"
(David Byrne, 1997)
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HachiRoku
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Sat Dec 04, 2004 5:42 am Post subject:
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On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 21:43:34 -0500, Wickeddoll® wrote:
Missed a couple:
BMW
Big Mangled Wreck
Ford:
F#@king Over Rated Dud
| Quote: | the ones for Toyota are *weak*, but they couldn't let our cars slide on this
one:
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
MG:
Money Guzzler
MGB:
Might Go Backwards
MGF:
Might Go Forward
MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH:
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
http://www.dwarfstar.net
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Wickeddoll®
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"TeGGer®" <teggeratistopdotcom@changetheobvious.invalid> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "Wickeddoll®" <wickeddoll1958nofeckingspam@yahoo.com> floridly penned in
news:31a26mF352bqoU1@individual.net:
BMW
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: With a porcupine, the prick is on the OUTside.
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TeGGeR®
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LOL!
Natalie |
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Barry
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KIA
Killed In Action
"HachiRoku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
news:S79sd.278$HR4.30@trndny03...
| Quote: | On Thu, 02 Dec 2004 21:43:34 -0500, Wickeddoll® wrote:
Missed a couple:
BMW
Big Mangled Wreck
Ford:
F#@king Over Rated Dud
the ones for Toyota are *weak*, but they couldn't let our cars slide on
this
one:
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
BMW:
Big Money Works
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering
Techniques
DODGE:
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
FORD:
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
GMC:
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
HONDA:
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
MG:
Money Guzzler
MGB:
Might Go Backwards
MGF:
Might Go Forward
MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate
MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
OLDSMOBILE:
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PLYMOUTH:
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC:
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
TOYOTA:
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
http://www.dwarfstar.net
The best gamer and chat network in the IRC universe!
"Wicked little doll, you are not human"
"Wicked little doll, you have no soul"
(David Byrne, 1997)
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dizzy
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On 4 Dec 2004 00:40:52 GMT, "TeGGer®"
<teggeratistopdotcom@changetheobvious.invalid> wrote:
| Quote: | Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: With a porcupine, the prick is on the OUTside.
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A lot less a "prick" than the selfish, stupid, BARGE drivers.
"Duuhhh... I think that safety through sheer mass is the way to go!
Duuuhhhh... I'm too stupid to know that I'm really no safer, overall,
than in a car, and that I'm making others on the road LESS safe!
Duuhhhh..." |
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Wickeddoll®
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"Barry" <Barry@austin.rr.com> wrote in message
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Killed In Action
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LOL!
Natalie |
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Wickeddoll®
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Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:43 am Post subject:
Re: Acronyms for all cars... |
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"dizzy" <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote in message
news:qan3r0d35oe09aqmj6p941s3l5jlc5o3hn@4ax.com...
| Quote: | On 4 Dec 2004 00:40:52 GMT, "TeGGer®"
teggeratistopdotcom@changetheobvious.invalid> wrote:
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: With a porcupine, the prick is on the OUTside.
A lot less a "prick" than the selfish, stupid, BARGE drivers.
"Duuhhh... I think that safety through sheer mass is the way to go!
Duuuhhhh... I'm too stupid to know that I'm really no safer, overall,
than in a car, and that I'm making others on the road LESS safe!
Duuhhhh..."
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LOL
Natalie |
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Supra Man
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Sun Dec 05, 2004 5:27 am Post subject:
Re: Acronyms for all cars... |
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On Sat, 04 Dec 2004 15:52:49 +0000, dizzy wrote:
| Quote: | On 4 Dec 2004 00:40:52 GMT, "TeGGer®"
teggeratistopdotcom@changetheobvious.invalid> wrote:
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A: With a porcupine, the prick is on the OUTside.
A lot less a "prick" than the selfish, stupid, BARGE drivers.
"Duuhhh... I think that safety through sheer mass is the way to go!
Duuuhhhh... I'm too stupid to know that I'm really no safer, overall,
than in a car, and that I'm making others on the road LESS safe!
Duuhhhh..."
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I discussed this before, a few months ago; about an old BMW drivers
getting themselves in dumab-ass situations from their own stupidity, and
then the BMW getting them out of it because it is, after all, the Ultimate
Driving Machine. BMW ran the ad about 10-15 years ago, for a few weeks,
until someone wrote a letter to the Ed. at Car and Driver pointing out
thet BMW drivers usually *DO* get themselves into these situations because
they have NO driving skill, and more money than brains. Hmmm....wonder who
that 'someone' could have been... |
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