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Awful Knopfel
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Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:13 am Post subject:
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<wdukes@fw.private.neotoma.org> wrote in message
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| Quote: | On 2005-08-23, CaptainW116 <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote:
If the theory of Adam and Eve is true,then
the human race is a product of incest!!!!!
Adam and Eve fuck,they have a kid ,then who did that kid fuck or who
fucked the kid and so on!?!?Do the math,it's really very simple!
But we know nothing about how many gardens of Eden there were, or if god
created more people after they were cast out from the garden.
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What facts do you base these ideas upon?
None obviously.
You sort of just make an answer up in your head, and it satiates your
curiosity, or seems plausible to you, even though it's an invented idea
without supporting facts?
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no one
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Sat Aug 27, 2005 7:19 pm Post subject:
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Doug wrote:
| Quote: | How the fuck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh
asshole.
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Can you prove there is?
And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove
there is a god BEFORE citing the bible. |
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Sat Aug 27, 2005 8:05 pm Post subject:
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On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:19:47 -0400, no one
<noone@nowhere.nohow.invalid> wrote:
| Quote: | Doug wrote:
How the fuck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh
asshole.
Can you prove there is?
And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove
there is a god BEFORE citing the bible.
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The Bible is used as an actual book of history. How did we get here?
Regards
Mike
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cyndiann
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Sat Aug 27, 2005 9:06 pm Post subject:
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NOSPAM*@yahoo.com wrote:
| Quote: | On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:19:47 -0400, no one
noone@nowhere.nohow.invalid> wrote:
Doug wrote:
How the fuck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh
asshole.
Can you prove there is?
And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove
there is a god BEFORE citing the bible.
The Bible is used as an actual book of history. How did we get here?
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Obviously, anyone that uses it as a history book wil be automatically lost. |
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keith
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Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:13 pm Post subject:
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cyndiann <cyndiann9@earthlink.net> wrote:
| Quote: | NOSPAM*@yahoo.com wrote:
On Sat, 27 Aug 2005 10:19:47 -0400, no one
noone@nowhere.nohow.invalid> wrote:
Doug wrote:
How the fuck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh
asshole.
Can you prove there is?
And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove
there is a god BEFORE citing the bible.
The Bible is used as an actual book of history. How did we get here?
Obviously, anyone that uses it as a history book wil be automatically lost.
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is there not a special place in hell for people that do off topic
multi-posts? |
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Suzanne D.
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:23 am Post subject:
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"Awful Knopfel" <reply@usenet.org> wrote in message
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| Quote: | And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd have
quite a chuckle.
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I live among Mormons here in southern Utah, and when non-Mormons make fun of
the strange beliefs held by Mormons, I have to laugh. Magic decoder
glasses, baptizing the long-dead, secret handshakes and secret names to be
called when it is time to enter heaven, and magic protective underwear is
really ridiculous, but then again so is the idea of a virgin birth, a guy
walking on water, and turning a couple of loaves of bread into a meal for
hundreds of people. When it is your own religion, you tend to ignore how
idiotic it is and make fun of the goofy beliefs of everyone else, but when
you are on the outside looking in, they ALL seem equally idiotic.
--S.
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Suzanne D.
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 7:25 am Post subject:
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"no one" <noone@nowhere.nohow.invalid> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Doug wrote:
How the fuck do you know? Can you PROVE there is NO God? Guess not, eh
asshole.
Can you prove there is?
And before you even start, the bible is NOT PROOF. You have to prove there
is a god BEFORE citing the bible.
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I was in a religion class once wherein we were talking about the
authenticity of the bible. A few people suggested that it was a work of
fiction; a collection of fables and allegories to help people make good
judgments. One girl raised her hand and said, "But if the bible were fake,
wouldn't god have destroyed it?"
--S. |
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CaptainW116
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:05 am Post subject:
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Suzanne D. wrote:
| Quote: | "Awful Knopfel" <reply@usenet.org> wrote in message
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And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd have
quite a chuckle.
I live among Mormons here in southern Utah, and when non-Mormons make fun of
the strange beliefs held by Mormons, I have to laugh. Magic decoder
glasses, baptizing the long-dead, secret handshakes and secret names to be
called when it is time to enter heaven, and magic protective underwear is
really ridiculous, but then again so is the idea of a virgin birth, a guy
walking on water, and turning a couple of loaves of bread into a meal for
hundreds of people. When it is your own religion, you tend to ignore how
idiotic it is and make fun of the goofy beliefs of everyone else, but when
you are on the outside looking in, they ALL seem equally idiotic.
--S.
(Equal Opportunity Ridiculer)
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Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham
Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized
menstruation? Scares me just thinking about it!!! |
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CaptainW116
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:13 am Post subject:
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If Jesus and God were on Earth today,
would they choose to drive a BMW or
a Mercedes and which model would they choose?There,back on topic sort
of ;-) |
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Jerry Houston
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 8:13 am Post subject:
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Suzanne D. wrote:
| Quote: | "Awful Knopfel" <reply@usenet.org> wrote in message
news:RCRPe.89$LK.60@trndny09...
And if you could examine all the beliefs ever held by mankind, you'd
have quite a chuckle.
I live among Mormons here in southern Utah, and when non-Mormons make
fun of the strange beliefs held by Mormons, I have to laugh. Magic
decoder glasses, baptizing the long-dead, secret handshakes and
secret names to be called when it is time to enter heaven, and magic
protective underwear is really ridiculous, but then again so is the
idea of a virgin birth, a guy walking on water, and turning a couple
of loaves of bread into a meal for hundreds of people. When it is
your own religion, you tend to ignore how idiotic it is and make fun
of the goofy beliefs of everyone else, but when you are on the
outside looking in, they ALL seem equally idiotic. --S.
(Equal Opportunity Ridiculer)
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Sorta like, "One person's religion is somebody else's cult." |
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Suzanne D.
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 2:30 pm Post subject:
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"CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message
| Quote: | Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham
Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized
menstruation?
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That's probably WHY Joseph Smith started the polygamy thing in the first
place, the big horndog!
--S. |
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Dave
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:52 pm Post subject:
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"Suzanne D." <sdallape@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham
Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized
menstruation?
That's probably WHY Joseph Smith started the polygamy thing in the first
place, the big horndog!
--S.
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What is the point of religion if you can't twist it to your own personal
sexual fantasies, extract money from the gullible and lead the weak-willed.
D |
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Suzanne D.
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Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:46 pm Post subject:
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"Dave" <dave2972@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Suzanne D." <sdallape@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham
Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized
menstruation?
That's probably WHY Joseph Smith started the polygamy thing in the first
place, the big horndog!
--S.
What is the point of religion if you can't twist it to your own personal
sexual fantasies, extract money from the gullible and lead the
weak-willed.
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"I just got a revelation. God said we must all eat nothing but chocolate."
--S. |
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R. Pierce Butler
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Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:45 am Post subject:
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"Awful Knopfel" <reply@usenet.org> wrote in
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| Quote: | "Suzanne D." <sdallape@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Psycho" <psycho@tbcia.net> wrote in message
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On Mon, 22 Aug 2005 03:23:41 -0600, "Suzanne D." <sdallape@yahoo.com
wrote:
God is obsolete. The idea of a deity was necessary long ago when
early humans needed a way to explain so many of the strange things
they found in
nature. The Greek myths are a wonderful example of this. The Greeks
invented gods and supernatural beings to explain nearly everything
found in
nature, from lightning to grasshoppers, and when science explained and
clarified these things, their gods became obsolete, existing today
only as
fascinating stories.
Similarly, the modern god that Christians believe in is a throwback to
the
time before we had science to explain so many of the natural phenomena
that
we find around us. Early people didn't understand death and birth and
life
and nature, and they could only explain these things through the
invention
of an imaginary all-powerful being that takes care of it all for us
without
our having to think too much about it. But now that so much is
explained or
at least explainable through science, the concept of god is no longer
needed. The only difference between modern Christians and the ancient
Greeks is that the Greeks were wise enough to know when to move on to
something more plausible.
--S.
And they moved on to what exactly? My guess it's still religion.
Unfortunately, you have a good point. The Greeks left behind their
obviously unnecessary gods in favor of a less-obviously unnecessary
god. My point in bringing it up was to illustrate how people are apt to
create supernatural beings to explain things that they have a hard time
understanding. Simply because people created the myth of god doesn't
mean he/she/it exists. It only means people needed an explanation for
things they couldn't yet explain through science.
Interesting idea.
God evolves.
Mankind doesn't.
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I wonder what motorcycle Jesus would ride. |
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Tue Aug 30, 2005 3:43 am Post subject:
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On 2005-08-29, Suzanne D. <sdallape@yahoo.com> wrote:
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"Dave" <dave2972@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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"Suzanne D." <sdallape@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"CaptainW116" <benznut450@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Yeah,I'm down for good old fashioned Polygamy.A big 'ol pimp Brigham
Young was ;-) I wonder what that was like dealing with synchronized
menstruation?
That's probably WHY Joseph Smith started the polygamy thing in the first
place, the big horndog!
--S.
What is the point of religion if you can't twist it to your own personal
sexual fantasies, extract money from the gullible and lead the
weak-willed.
"I just got a revelation. God said we must all eat nothing but chocolate."
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My "spirit of the universe" told me to add some coffee and peanutbutter.
--
Wes Dukes (wdukes.pobox@com) Swap the . and the @ to email me please.
spam@www.spam.com is a garbage address. |
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