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Grand Moff Robert Buchana
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:18 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:10:20 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:pan.2005.12.02.03.12.21.647873@ae86.GTS in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
| Quote: | On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:42:58 +0000, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:34:57 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:pan.2005.12.01.04.36.48.867188@ae86.GTS
in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:07:42 +0000, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan
wrote:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:31:51 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS
posted something accessible as
news:pan.2005.12.01.00.33.43.220187@ae86.GTS in alt.usenet.kooks,
selections of which I respond to below:
Snipo
God, are you guys putzes.
Why are you holding a conversation with yourself, pervert?
Look at the headers...notice anything different?
You didn't answer the question.
You don't know how to read headers.
What are headers?
You Kidding?
Let's see...you're posting from Rochester, NY, or thereabouts,
*heehee*
you're
using XNews for a newsreader, posting through Frontiernet as an
ISP/NSP.
Headers are at the very top, with the message ID and a lot of other
useless information.
If you look at the headers from 'Hachiroku', and then look at MY
headers, you'll see the moron that wants some guy to stimulate his
prostate is posting through Googlegroups (and probably through AOL
besides) from .proxycache.rima-tde.net Spain
which is a proxy server outside the US, since he is trying to remain
anonymous.
I post from verizon. He hijacked my nym to make it look like I was
posting this gay garbage, but, since he can't change his posting
host (he can and will probably use another proxy); either that or,
if he's smart enough, he could forge headers to make it look like he
was me. But I doubt it...
Mmm-hmm. Go back and look at the ROT-13 text in the signature of the
poast you just responded to. Then consider that a context for the
reast of my poasts in this thread.
YHBT!
Yeah, I guess.
But you need a spell checker.
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"Poast" is intentional.
| Quote: | Good for you! *YOU* got me. But your
reference to "Ratz"? you're a MUCH better Troll than he is. I wouldn't
even pay him the homage you did; he should be kissing your ass!
That's more like it! Good job, my friend. (yes, I am praising a Troll.
*THIS* one got me!)
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Well, thank you! I admire people who can admit that they've been trolled
and have a sense of humor about it.
--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
Master of Mindy (arf)
Quote of the week:
"You acted as if I was gay for years, and now you whine when I poke your
ass."
-Tom "Tosser" Bishop, <4388e3cc$0$20296$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com>
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Hachiroku
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:19 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 19:30:26 -0800, Aratzio wrote:
| Quote: | On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:11:37 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> got
double secret probation because:
On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:36:44 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote:
Mmm-hmm. Go back and look at the ROT-13 text in the signature of the poast
you just responded to. Then consider that a context for the reast of my
poasts in this thread.
YHBT!
Hi, Spank!
Take a lesson. *THIS* guy's GOOD!
*snorkle*
Admitting to being trolled by Robert playing it WAY down the IQ scale.
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Yup. 10 Times the Troll YOU are.
You're just an ignoramus who thinks he's smart, but plays the same old
cards the same old way every time. Too predictable all the time.
"Robert" here has it. An actual imagination and an ablity to reel someone
in. Not the same old bullshit like you pull. At first I had a feeling I
was being Trolled, but he friggin pulled it off! Nah, he's good.
You're just an ignorant puke.
And here YOU are gloating like YOU pulled it off. If brains were dynamite
you wouldn't be able to blow your nose.
Now go away, you're nothing but a boor.
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Sparkles ought to be a soc.froot.
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Aratzio
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:19 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:11:37 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> got
double secret probation because:
| Quote: | On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 08:36:44 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
Grand Moff Robert Buchanan <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote:
Mmm-hmm. Go back and look at the ROT-13 text in the signature of the poast
you just responded to. Then consider that a context for the reast of my
poasts in this thread.
YHBT!
Hi, Spank!
Take a lesson. *THIS* guy's GOOD!
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*snorkle*
Admitting to being trolled by Robert playing it WAY down the IQ scale.
Sparkles ought to be a soc.froot.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae.fc2.dformosa@dformosa.zeta.org.au>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
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rocky
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Fri Dec 02, 2005 9:19 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, "Hachiroku" <pimp.timid@gmail.com>
wrote:
| Quote: | I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
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a handgrinade. don't forget to pull the pin out first. |
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Hachiroku
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:06 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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"Grand Moff Robert Buchanan" <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote in message
news:GBSjf.98$EE4.81@news02.roc.ny...
| Quote: | On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:10:20 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:pan.2005.12.02.03.12.21.647873@ae86.GTS in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
Mmm-hmm. Go back and look at the ROT-13 text in the signature of the
poast you just responded to. Then consider that a context for the
reast of my poasts in this thread.
YHBT!
Yeah, I guess.
But you need a spell checker.
"Poast" is intentional.
Good for you! *YOU* got me. But your
reference to "Ratz"? you're a MUCH better Troll than he is. I wouldn't
even pay him the homage you did; he should be kissing your ass!
That's more like it! Good job, my friend. (yes, I am praising a Troll.
*THIS* one got me!)
Well, thank you! I admire people who can admit that they've been trolled
and have a sense of humor about it.
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You kidding, man? I was laffing my ass off last night! Had me hook, line and
sinker!
One thing I would have done, I would have gone out two or three more posts,
getting a little more sardonic with each post. Someone savvy would pick up
on the first, a dumbass would have to wait for the trap to be sprung.
You sprung it one or two posts too soon. But an excellent job nonetheless!
You win the award for the year! (good to see the Fine Art of Trolling is
not lost!)
jj
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--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan
Master of Mindy (arf)
Quote of the week:
"You acted as if I was gay for years, and now you whine when I poke your
ass."
-Tom "Tosser" Bishop, <4388e3cc$0$20296$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com |
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Txt.Medium No. 5
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:19 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:43:47 +0000, Hachiroku gibbered out like a howler
monkey:
| Quote: | On Wed, 30 Nov 2005 19:24:04 -0700, Art Deco wrote:
Hachiroku wrote:
You don't know how to read headers.
Hi, Spank! Back again already?
Hmmmm...let's see...any other posts from Art in theis thread? Um, no...
Who's back, Puppy?
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Txt.Medium No. 5
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:19 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 23:25:10 +0000, Hachiroku gibbered out like a howler
monkey:
| Quote: | On Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:25:23 -0800, AJ wrote:
connor_a@hotmail.com> wrote...
Hachiroku wrote:
I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
You got to buy one of them ultra long 'screw' drivers from yur local
hardware store.
Lube with enough juice (sperm from your gay lover is fine) and enjoy
the rewards!
Crisco works. :)
Sure are a LOT of you that know how it's done now, aren't there?
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True, those two would know. Also the other soc.fr00ts...
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Grand Moff Robert Buchana
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Sat Dec 03, 2005 9:19 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 18:06:46 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:W20kf.44$Qf5.40@trndny07 in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
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"Grand Moff Robert Buchanan" <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote in
message news:GBSjf.98$EE4.81@news02.roc.ny...
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:10:20 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:pan.2005.12.02.03.12.21.647873@ae86.GTS
in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
Mmm-hmm. Go back and look at the ROT-13 text in the signature of
the poast you just responded to. Then consider that a context for
the reast of my poasts in this thread.
YHBT!
Yeah, I guess.
But you need a spell checker.
"Poast" is intentional.
Good for you! *YOU* got me. But your
reference to "Ratz"? you're a MUCH better Troll than he is. I
wouldn't even pay him the homage you did; he should be kissing your
ass!
That's more like it! Good job, my friend. (yes, I am praising a
Troll. *THIS* one got me!)
Well, thank you! I admire people who can admit that they've been
trolled and have a sense of humor about it.
You kidding, man? I was laffing my ass off last night! Had me hook,
line and sinker!
One thing I would have done, I would have gone out two or three more
posts, getting a little more sardonic with each post. Someone savvy
would pick up on the first, a dumbass would have to wait for the trap
to be sprung.
You sprung it one or two posts too soon.
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Agreed; I always worry that I'm not going to be able to hold it, so I pull
out early.
*blinks*
*ahem*
| Quote: | But an excellent job nonetheless!
You win the award for the year! (good to see the Fine Art of Trolling
is not lost!)
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Oh, it's alive and *very* well.
--
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
Master of Mindy (arf)
Quote of the week:
"You acted as if I was gay for years, and now you whine when I poke your
ass."
-Tom "Tosser" Bishop, <4388e3cc$0$20296$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com> |
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rocky
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Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:32 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:50:02 -0600, "Dennis M. Hammes"
<scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:
| Quote: | rocky wrote:
On 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, "Hachiroku" <pimp.timid@gmail.com
wrote:
I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet spot'
but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed and it
feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk my own
prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
a handgrinade. don't forget to pull the pin out first.
"...handgrinaid"? Vaseline?
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yeah, or a claymore. |
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Andrealphus
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Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:42 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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In News 98e4p1t1tbqsise7qb90ht3k9n2u1opqik@4ax.com,, rocky at
rocky@fuckoffspammer.meow.org, typed this:
| Quote: | On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:50:02 -0600, "Dennis M. Hammes"
scrawlmark@arvig.net> wrote:
rocky wrote:
On 27 Nov 2005 21:31:47 -0800, "Hachiroku" <pimp.timid@gmail.com
wrote:
I can get my finger in to the second knuckle and hit the 'sweet
spot' but then my wrist always seems to cramp up. I'm fully lubed
and it feels good but I can't seem to do it long enough to milk
my own prostate to orgasm. Any pointers?
a handgrinade. don't forget to pull the pin out first.
"...handgrinaid"? Vaseline?
yeah, or a claymore.
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Claymoore, if you're talking about the Scotish Sword.
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one, he must more approve the homage of reason than that of blindfolded
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Dionisio
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Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:14 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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Andrealphus wrote:
| Quote: | Claymoore, if you're talking about the Scotish Sword.
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<Insert obligatory question of "What do Scotsmen wear under their
kilts?" here>
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Andrealphus
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Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:29 am Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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In News riskf.168285$tD4.70441@tornado.ohiordc.rr.com,, Dionisio at
moc-rr-thgisniTA@5ellimd.com, typed this:
| Quote: | Andrealphus wrote:
Claymoore, if you're talking about the Scotish Sword.
Insert obligatory question of "What do Scotsmen wear under their
kilts?" here
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If ye daenna know, ye nae a real Scotsman.
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Hachiroku
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Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:18 pm Post subject:
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On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:08:13 +0000, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
| Quote: | On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 18:06:46 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:W20kf.44$Qf5.40@trndny07 in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
"Grand Moff Robert Buchanan" <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote in
message news:GBSjf.98$EE4.81@news02.roc.ny...
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:10:20 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:pan.2005.12.02.03.12.21.647873@ae86.GTS
in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
Mmm-hmm. Go back and look at the ROT-13 text in the signature of
the poast you just responded to. Then consider that a context for
the reast of my poasts in this thread.
YHBT!
Yeah, I guess.
But you need a spell checker.
"Poast" is intentional.
Good for you! *YOU* got me. But your
reference to "Ratz"? you're a MUCH better Troll than he is. I
wouldn't even pay him the homage you did; he should be kissing your
ass!
That's more like it! Good job, my friend. (yes, I am praising a
Troll. *THIS* one got me!)
Well, thank you! I admire people who can admit that they've been
trolled and have a sense of humor about it.
You kidding, man? I was laffing my ass off last night! Had me hook,
line and sinker!
One thing I would have done, I would have gone out two or three more
posts, getting a little more sardonic with each post. Someone savvy
would pick up on the first, a dumbass would have to wait for the trap
to be sprung.
You sprung it one or two posts too soon.
Agreed; I always worry that I'm not going to be able to hold it, so I pull
out early.
*blinks*
*ahem*
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Um...yeah...Viagra may help that!
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But an excellent job nonetheless!
You win the award for the year! (good to see the Fine Art of Trolling
is not lost!)
Oh, it's alive and *very* well.
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Not from what I've seen of the 'rat' pack. No cleverness involved. There's
a great difference between hooking someone in and just being a nuisance.
Most of tha tactics I have seen recently are just trying to insult
somebody and trying to piss them off. Since I don't take Usenet real
seriously, it doesn't work on me. I just get bored. Even when I troll
other groups I use the same tactics. Of course, the hammerhead I'm after
says he's a "Trollologist", but wouldn't know a good Trolling even if you
told him YHBT. Like I said in a post to either Art or the other one, as
computers become more prolific, the intelligence of the On-Line community
diminishes. We can thank AOL for that for a large part.
I know I often refer to the "good old days" but it's somewhat
true...trolling isn't just saying something to piss someone off. I haven't
been trolled like that in a while. <sigh? 'reminds me of the good old days!'>
LOL!
If you can't laugh at yourself when someone's played a joke on you, you're
wrapped too tight and probably shouldn't be on Usenet!
--
I've spent a great deal of money on Whiskey, Women and Fast Cars
The rest I've squandered. |
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Aratzio
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Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:36 pm Post subject:
Re: What is the proper way to self stimulate my own prostate |
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On Sun, 04 Dec 2005 14:18:25 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> got
double secret probation because:
| Quote: | On Sat, 03 Dec 2005 06:08:13 +0000, Grand Moff Robert Buchanan wrote:
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 18:06:46 GMT, "Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:W20kf.44$Qf5.40@trndny07 in
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
"Grand Moff Robert Buchanan" <rbuchanan@neubauten.org> wrote in
message news:GBSjf.98$EE4.81@news02.roc.ny...
On Fri, 02 Dec 2005 03:10:20 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> posted
something accessible as news:pan.2005.12.02.03.12.21.647873@ae86.GTS
in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:
Mmm-hmm. Go back and look at the ROT-13 text in the signature of
the poast you just responded to. Then consider that a context for
the reast of my poasts in this thread.
YHBT!
Yeah, I guess.
But you need a spell checker.
"Poast" is intentional.
Good for you! *YOU* got me. But your
reference to "Ratz"? you're a MUCH better Troll than he is. I
wouldn't even pay him the homage you did; he should be kissing your
ass!
That's more like it! Good job, my friend. (yes, I am praising a
Troll. *THIS* one got me!)
Well, thank you! I admire people who can admit that they've been
trolled and have a sense of humor about it.
You kidding, man? I was laffing my ass off last night! Had me hook,
line and sinker!
One thing I would have done, I would have gone out two or three more
posts, getting a little more sardonic with each post. Someone savvy
would pick up on the first, a dumbass would have to wait for the trap
to be sprung.
You sprung it one or two posts too soon.
Agreed; I always worry that I'm not going to be able to hold it, so I pull
out early.
*blinks*
*ahem*
Um...yeah...Viagra may help that!
But an excellent job nonetheless!
You win the award for the year! (good to see the Fine Art of Trolling
is not lost!)
Oh, it's alive and *very* well.
Not from what I've seen of the 'rat' pack. No cleverness involved. There's
a great difference between hooking someone in and just being a nuisance.
Most of tha tactics I have seen recently are just trying to insult
somebody and trying to piss them off. Since I don't take Usenet real
seriously, it doesn't work on me. I just get bored. Even when I troll
other groups I use the same tactics. Of course, the hammerhead I'm after
says he's a "Trollologist", but wouldn't know a good Trolling even if you
told him YHBT. Like I said in a post to either Art or the other one, as
computers become more prolific, the intelligence of the On-Line community
diminishes. We can thank AOL for that for a large part.
I know I often refer to the "good old days" but it's somewhat
true...trolling isn't just saying something to piss someone off. I haven't
been trolled like that in a while. <sigh? 'reminds me of the good old days!'
LOL!
If you can't laugh at yourself when someone's played a joke on you, you're
wrapped too tight and probably shouldn't be on Usenet!
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Ah, more self serving tripe from the toyota.tard.
Spot the irony of the last two paragraphs.
--
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker - May, 2005
Hammer of Thor - July, 2005
David Formosa (aka ? the Platypus) on 10-22-2005
Message-Id: <slrndlk3ae.fc2.dformosa@dformosa.zeta.org.au>
"But it is not isolated AUK has a massive impact the rest of usenet."
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