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Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:18 pm Post subject:
New US Government Based Religion |
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Welcome to the Official US Government Church of Oil
We keep thy pistons pounding....
We feed starving politicians in trade for their souls and deliver then
from the fires of burning oil wells in hell.
[proverb: Inssania 203.90]
For man is a nation upon himself and the satan beneath the earth
pumpeth the crude of oil onto the surface from the crevices of hell
where man and woman alike share in the glorious champagne essence of
petroleum, linoleum, rustoleum, conoco, ronco, ford, chevy and a big
block hemi 440.
He who sinketh into the deepest most pits of the eternal oil well
shalt be saved and his SUV shall runneth forever in heaven.
In the end, may we all become deciples of the Lard !
AMEN
Say this prayer daily and thy shalt be saved !!!
jesuit-priest40986@monastery.gov
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