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Hachiroku
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:36 am Post subject:
OT don't try this at home (try it in Mexico) |
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TRUE...TRUE...TRUE...
Boy ain't this one the truth!!!!
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.
- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for
you and your entire family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly.
- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand,
pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do
likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.
- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or until you're dead.
Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other
country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the
naive!
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Mexico or Iraq.
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Truckdude
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 8:54 am Post subject:
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"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.11.08.02.40.50.840577@ae86.GTS...
| Quote: | TRUE...TRUE...TRUE...
Boy ain't this one the truth!!!!
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.
- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for
you and your entire family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly.
- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand,
pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do
likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence
in
Mexico.
- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or until you're dead.
Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other
country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the
naive!
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Mexico or Iraq.
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Very good! A keeper! |
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Bassplayer12
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:11 am Post subject:
Re: OT don't try this at home (try it in Mexico) |
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If Muslims enter your Western and Industrialized country, you ought to
accept them and offer them at least the same treatment as the "locals". In
the name of equality and fairness to all.
Try to enter a Muslim country and promote your Christian values. In some
places, you're dead meat.
Language? Well, that's another matter. In Europe, it is rather common to
speak more than one language.
Here in Canada, a lot of people understand the advantages of bilingualism.
Bigotry and the Anglo-Saxon imperialist spirit will tell you otherwise
though.
"Hachiroku" <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.11.08.02.40.50.840577@ae86.GTS...
| Quote: | TRUE...TRUE...TRUE...
Boy ain't this one the truth!!!!
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.
- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for
you and your entire family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly.
- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand,
pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do
likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence
in
Mexico.
- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or until you're dead.
Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other
country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the
naive!
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Mexico or Iraq. |
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hbuck
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 9:18 am Post subject:
Re: OT don't try this at home (try it in Mexico) |
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<by Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> Nov 8, 2005 at <02:36 AM
<TRUE...TRUE...TRUE...
< Boy ain't this one the truth!!!!
<If you are ready for the adventure of a <lifetime, TRY THIS.
<- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind <immigration quotas, visas,
<international law, or any of that nonsense.
<- Once there, demand that the local government <provide free medical
care
<for
<you and your entire family.
<- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
<- Demand free bilingual local government forms, <bulletins, etc.
Procreate
<abundantly.
<- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly <irresponsible reproductive
<behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. <You would not
understand,
<pal."
<- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old <Glory from your rooftop,
or
<proudly display it in your front window or on <your car bumper.
<- Speak only English at home and in public and <insist that your
children
<do
<likewise.
<- Demand classes on American culture in the <Mexican school system.
<- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This <will afford other legal
<rights and will go far to legitimize your <unauthorized, illegal,
presence
<in
<Mexico.
<- Drive around with no liability insurance and <ignore local traffic
laws.
<- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement <teach English to all its
<officers.
<Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of <time or until you're
dead.
<Because it will never happen. It will not <happen in Mexico or any other
<country in the world except right here in the <United States. Land of the
<naive!
<If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go <ahead and try the above in
<Mexico or Iraq.
LOL, That is funny. Good luck with THAT. And you don't want to wind up in
a Mexican jail!
I'm here in the heart of it all, N.Texas. They declared less than a year
ago Caucasians are now the minority. There are more hispanics in my
neighborhood than anything else. I love em. They're a very humble people
by nature.
You can tell the Illegals, they like to ride around in their pickups with
their Mexican music playing loud as hell. They want everyone to know their
a big brave man who made that difficult journey!
Why they have to come here illegally is a question I have not been able to
get an answer for.
But the laws we have are not their fault. |
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.dbu,
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Posted:
Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:04 am Post subject:
Re: OT don't try this at home (try it in Mexico) |
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In article <9f22n1tsdoks4v8vog3vqdtn6e1nbv5f4n@4ax.com>,
Scott in Florida <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
| Quote: | On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 18:44:27 GMT, ".dbu," <foolishlefties@Zapem.com
wrote:
In article <8mf1n1d5gl2b9l3as5j8gmm1vg8av3eqlk@4ax.com>,
noneyabusiness <me@you.com> wrote:
Just playing Devil's Advocate here, not necessarily disagreeing with
any of it, BUT, there was a large indigenous Mexican population when
"we" got here.
After all, we did annex much of the south west from Mexico ;-)
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I'm willing to give Mexico Texas and California for the Yucatan and the
Western shoreline of Mexico, I'll throw in the far left wingers in each
state too.
LOL....
Not Texas....it really is a pretty decent state and fun to live in.
California?
Sure.
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Well, ok we'll leave Texas out and give them everything West of the
Sierra Nevada's and everything south of San Rafal, excluding the Golden
Gate. I like lake Tahoe and N. California.
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Scott in Florida
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:08 am Post subject:
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:04:45 GMT, ".dbu," <foolishlefties@Zapem.com>
wrote:
| Quote: | In article <9f22n1tsdoks4v8vog3vqdtn6e1nbv5f4n@4ax.com>,
Scott in Florida <JustAsk@Florida.com> wrote:
On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 18:44:27 GMT, ".dbu," <foolishlefties@Zapem.com
wrote:
In article <8mf1n1d5gl2b9l3as5j8gmm1vg8av3eqlk@4ax.com>,
noneyabusiness <me@you.com> wrote:
Just playing Devil's Advocate here, not necessarily disagreeing with
any of it, BUT, there was a large indigenous Mexican population when
"we" got here.
After all, we did annex much of the south west from Mexico ;-)
...
I'm willing to give Mexico Texas and California for the Yucatan and the
Western shoreline of Mexico, I'll throw in the far left wingers in each
state too.
LOL....
Not Texas....it really is a pretty decent state and fun to live in.
California?
Sure.
Well, ok we'll leave Texas out and give them everything West of the
Sierra Nevada's and everything south of San Rafal, excluding the Golden
Gate. I like lake Tahoe and N. California.
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OK....done...
and I agree on Tahoe...
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Hachiroku
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:34 am Post subject:
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 20:39:37 +0000, Marcus wrote:
| Quote: | & then when things are not going too well for you start burning their cars &
buildings, this just in from our French correspondent !!!!!!!!.
Most Muslims are in Mosques on Friday early afternoon, why don't they just
wait till Friday and use their airforce to bomb all the mosques
simultaneously, if the bastards want a war let ' em have a war
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HEY! RAMADAN IS OVER!!! THEY HAVE TO CELEBRATE SOMEHOW!!!
(yes, I'm yelling!!!) |
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Hachiroku
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:37 am Post subject:
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 15:10:13 +0000, noneyabusiness wrote:
| Quote: | On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 02:36:04 GMT, Hachiroku <Trueno@ae86.GTS> wrote:
TRUE...TRUE...TRUE...
Boy ain't this one the truth!!!!
If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS.
- Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for
you and your entire family.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly.
- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand,
pal."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do
likewise.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.
- Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or until you're dead.
Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other
country in the world except right here in the United States. Land of the
naive!
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in
Mexico or Iraq
Just playing Devil's Advocate here, not necessarily disagreeing with
any of it, BUT, there was a large indigenous Mexican population when
"we" got here.
After all, we did annex much of the south west from Mexico ;-)
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Yeah, this was true about 100 years ago, and a bunch ran when we took
over, a bunch stayed (and by default became US Citizens; no problem
there), and a bunch came back after the smoke settlted.
That was 100 years ago...this is now, and we have immigration laws that
are pretty much disregarded.
I have NO PROBLEM with anybody that wants to come to the US to have it
better for their families, but, DAMN! There's a way to do it!!!
I support the "Guest Worker" program. Come here, work, pay taxes and scoot
when your Visa expires... |
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dizzy
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:52 am Post subject:
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On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:04:45 GMT, ".dbu," <foolishlefties@Zapem.com>
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| Quote: | I'm willing to give Mexico Texas and California for the Yucatan and the
Western shoreline of Mexico, I'll throw in the far left wingers in each
state too.
LOL....
Not Texas....it really is a pretty decent state and fun to live in.
California?
Sure.
Well, ok we'll leave Texas out and give them everything West of the
Sierra Nevada's and everything south of San Rafal, excluding the Golden
Gate. I like lake Tahoe and N. California.
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Right-wing circle-jerk alert! |
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Scott in Florida
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Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:11 am Post subject:
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On Wed, 09 Nov 2005 00:52:14 GMT, dizzy <dizzy@nospam.invalid> wrote:
| Quote: | On Tue, 08 Nov 2005 22:04:45 GMT, ".dbu," <foolishlefties@Zapem.com
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I'm willing to give Mexico Texas and California for the Yucatan and the
Western shoreline of Mexico, I'll throw in the far left wingers in each
state too.
LOL....
Not Texas....it really is a pretty decent state and fun to live in.
California?
Sure.
Well, ok we'll leave Texas out and give them everything West of the
Sierra Nevada's and everything south of San Rafal, excluding the Golden
Gate. I like lake Tahoe and N. California.
Right-wing circle-jerk alert!
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Get ready Ditz....u r the pivot man!!!!!!!!!!
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