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[Scott in Florida]

Subject: Interesting article from a Canadian paper:

Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots

By Ian Robinson -- Calgary Sun, November 14, 2004

In the wake of the US presidential election -- in which I cheerfully
took a Sun assistant city editor, who figured Senator John Kerry
couldn't lose, for $10 (a quick pause to gloat here) Americans
disenchanted with President George W. Bush's re-election romp back
into the White House, continue to deluge the Canadian immigration
website.
How anybody can be unhappy with the president's re-election is beyond
me.
Bush has my admiration in no small part because he manages to
simultaneously annoy France and Germany, not to mention those renowned
deep, geopolitical thinkers, the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen,
P-Diddy or whatever he's calling himself now, Gwynneth Paltrow and Ben
Affleck.
(Interesting note about France: America invades Iraq without UN
approval and America is portrayed as a barbarian striding across the
world stage.
Recently, France essentially invaded the Ivory Coast to protect its
interests there ... without asking the UN squat. Just pointing out
the hypocrisy.)
Plus, let's face it: France deserves to be annoyed by as many people
as possible, as often as possible, if only for encouraging Jerry Lewis
by telling him that he was a genius.
Not to mention for exporting snotty wine culture across the Atlantic
so that otherwise reasonable North Americans have turned into
cork-sniffing oenephiles -- although the word sounds like an exotic
perversion, it just means wine-nerd -- who can actually say with a
straight face: "This is a full-bodied Cabernet, rich with a full body
tasting of plum, blackberry and leather cooked on an oak plank."
Anyway, the day after the U.S. election, 115,628 Americans checked
out the site and those numbers haven't fallen off very much.
Before the election, some US celebrities and numerous other Democrats
vowed that they'd move to Canada if Bush were re-elected.
I hope I'm not alone in gently suggesting to those considering coming
to Canada: Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots.
Particularly celebrities. Canada has suffered enough without having
to put up with any of the Baldwin brothers or -- heaven forbid------
Barbara Streisand.
And frankly, I don't know if we can afford to feed Michael Moore.
Bad enough that Canada became a haven for the gutless wonders of the
1960s who fled the Vietnam draft. I sometimes think that the draft
dodgers welcomed by the Trudeau government were a political virus that
invaded our body politic, and we still suffer the lingering effects of
that illness.
Our nation's preposterous pacifism, belief in nonsense such as "soft
power" and fidelity to a morally bankrupt United Nations overrun with
tin-pot dictators and other left-wing idiocies, may well be traceable
back to the influx of thousands of the testosterone-challenged whose
allegiance to country was superceded by their allegiance to smoking
dope while trying to figure out the inner meaning of Beatles songs.
We have immigrants coming to this country who have been hunted from
the air by murderous Islamofascists in Sudan.
Some new Canadians survived the atrocities in Rwanda or old Europe's
final convulsions of genocide in the former Yugoslavia.
We have physicians from some parts of the world who are willing to
throw away their prestige and power in their homelands for the
privilege of driving a cab in Moose Jaw.
As a nation, we ought to welcome our share of people fleeing genuine
oppression, and those willing to gamble everything to secure a safe
and decent future for their families.
But welcome a bunch of spoiled brats willing to abandon their very
nation because they don't like the man elected to be their leader for
the next four years?
Geez, in my entire lifetime, there was maybe one prime minister I'd
trust to run a street-corner hot dog stand -- the rest of them weren't
fit for much more than compost -- but it never occurred to me to
emigrate.
If we close our borders to anybody, it should be these fools. They'll
be easy to screen out.
They'll be the ones who are whining.
Andy Bowe

--
Scott in Florida

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"Scott in Florida" <NotInTheNextLifetime@nope.ucan't> wrote in message
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*snipping article*

I heard that Michael Moore is bedridden from his horror of Bush being
re-elected. Bullshit - his bad health is because he weighs more than a small
country

Natalie

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Scott in Florida wrote:
|| Subject: Interesting article from a Canadian paper:
||
|| Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots
||
|| By Ian Robinson -- Calgary Sun, November 14, 2004
||
|| In the wake of the US presidential election -- in which I cheerfully
|| took a Sun assistant city editor, who figured Senator John Kerry
|| couldn't lose, for $10 (a quick pause to gloat here) Americans
|| disenchanted with President George W. Bush's re-election romp back
|| into the White House, continue to deluge the Canadian immigration
|| website.
|| How anybody can be unhappy with the president's re-election is beyond
|| me.
|| Bush has my admiration in no small part because he manages to
|| simultaneously annoy France and Germany, not to mention those
|| renowned deep, geopolitical thinkers, the Dixie Chicks, Bruce
|| Springsteen, P-Diddy or whatever he's calling himself now, Gwynneth
|| Paltrow and Ben Affleck.
|| (Interesting note about France: America invades Iraq without UN
|| approval and America is portrayed as a barbarian striding across the
|| world stage.
|| Recently, France essentially invaded the Ivory Coast to protect its
|| interests there ... without asking the UN squat. Just pointing out
|| the hypocrisy.)
|| Plus, let's face it: France deserves to be annoyed by as many people
|| as possible, as often as possible, if only for encouraging Jerry
|| Lewis by telling him that he was a genius.
|| Not to mention for exporting snotty wine culture across the Atlantic
|| so that otherwise reasonable North Americans have turned into
|| cork-sniffing oenephiles -- although the word sounds like an exotic
|| perversion, it just means wine-nerd -- who can actually say with a
|| straight face: "This is a full-bodied Cabernet, rich with a full body
|| tasting of plum, blackberry and leather cooked on an oak plank."
|| Anyway, the day after the U.S. election, 115,628 Americans checked
|| out the site and those numbers haven't fallen off very much.
|| Before the election, some US celebrities and numerous other Democrats
|| vowed that they'd move to Canada if Bush were re-elected.
|| I hope I'm not alone in gently suggesting to those considering coming
|| to Canada: Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots.
|| Particularly celebrities. Canada has suffered enough without having
|| to put up with any of the Baldwin brothers or -- heaven forbid------
|| Barbara Streisand.
|| And frankly, I don't know if we can afford to feed Michael Moore.
|| Bad enough that Canada became a haven for the gutless wonders of the
|| 1960s who fled the Vietnam draft. I sometimes think that the draft
|| dodgers welcomed by the Trudeau government were a political virus
|| that invaded our body politic, and we still suffer the lingering
|| effects of that illness.
|| Our nation's preposterous pacifism, belief in nonsense such as "soft
|| power" and fidelity to a morally bankrupt United Nations overrun with
|| tin-pot dictators and other left-wing idiocies, may well be traceable
|| back to the influx of thousands of the testosterone-challenged whose
|| allegiance to country was superceded by their allegiance to smoking
|| dope while trying to figure out the inner meaning of Beatles songs.
|| We have immigrants coming to this country who have been hunted from
|| the air by murderous Islamofascists in Sudan.
|| Some new Canadians survived the atrocities in Rwanda or old Europe's
|| final convulsions of genocide in the former Yugoslavia.
|| We have physicians from some parts of the world who are willing to
|| throw away their prestige and power in their homelands for the
|| privilege of driving a cab in Moose Jaw.
|| As a nation, we ought to welcome our share of people fleeing genuine
|| oppression, and those willing to gamble everything to secure a safe
|| and decent future for their families.
|| But welcome a bunch of spoiled brats willing to abandon their very
|| nation because they don't like the man elected to be their leader for
|| the next four years?
|| Geez, in my entire lifetime, there was maybe one prime minister I'd
|| trust to run a street-corner hot dog stand -- the rest of them
|| weren't fit for much more than compost -- but it never occurred to
|| me to emigrate.
|| If we close our borders to anybody, it should be these fools.
|| They'll be easy to screen out.
|| They'll be the ones who are whining.
|| Andy Bowe
||
|| --
|| Scott in Florida

Excellent column. Those pathetic weenies are NOT welcome in my Canada.

[Scott in Florida]

On Wed, 08 Dec 2004 14:47:13 GMT, "Philip"
<1chip-state1@earthlink.net> wrote: